THE DOG DAY 751 DOORMAT (Item #W33144A)

This doormat is 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry flat. This doormat reads, “The Dog, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre rubber squeek toys. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape… that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining a piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane."